You’re a Shoe from Friends
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I can’t marry him. I’m sorry. I just don’t love him. It’s like all of my life, everyone has always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!’
And then today I just stopped and I said, ‘What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a… a purse, you know? Or a… or a hat?’
No, I don’t want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying that I am a ha— It’s a metaphor, Daddy!

