I hate you Harry – HopkinsEnglish

I hate you Harry from When Harry met Sally

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I love that you get cold when it’s seventy one degrees out, I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich, I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts…

I love that after I spend a day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes and I love that you are the last person I wanna talk to before I go to sleep at night…

And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Years Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

You see, that is just like you Harry. You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you Harry… I really hate you…