Mushrooms

Fill in the blank 1 of 19 ode to Fill in the blank 2 of 19 hero who first feasted on Fill in the blank 3 of 19 fleshy, fungal growths. Fill in the blank 4 of 19 mushrooms are more closely related to Fill in the blank 5 of 19 human beings than they are to Fill in the blank 6 of 19 plants. So what on Fill in the blank 7 of 19 earth possessed us to start gobbling them up? Fill in the blank 8 of 19 first person who ever came upon Fill in the blank 9 of 19 mushroom could be forgiven for stomping it into Fill in the blank 10 of 19 ground.
Get back, you rubbery demon! Back into Fill in the blank 11 of 19 bowels of hell from whence you came! But they didn’t. They popped it in their mouths. And now, here we all are, stuffing Fill in the blank 12 of 19 mushrooms with Fill in the blank 13 of 19 couscous, simmering them in Fill in the blank 14 of 19 risotto, and scoffing Fill in the blank 15 of 19 fried mounds of Fill in the blank 16 of 19 things with Fill in the blank 17 of 19 sausages, Fill in the blank 18 of 19 eggs, and plenty of ketchup.
So here at Hellman’s, we’d like to raise our glasses to this pioneering picker of mushrooms.

Because at Hellman’s, we’re on Fill in the blank 19 of 19 side of food.