Mushrooms

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    BLANK 1 of 19 ode to BLANK 2 of 19 hero who first feasted on BLANK 3 of 19 fleshy, fungal growths. BLANK 4 of 19 mushrooms are more closely related to BLANK 5 of 19 human beings than they are to BLANK 6 of 19 plants. So what on BLANK 7 of 19 earth possessed us to start gobbling them up? BLANK 8 of 19 first person who ever came upon BLANK 9 of 19 mushroom could be forgiven for stomping it into BLANK 10 of 19 ground. Get back, you rubbery demon! Back into BLANK 11 of 19 bowels of hell from whence you came! But they didn’t. They popped it in their mouths. And now, here we all are, stuffing BLANK 12 of 19 mushrooms with BLANK 13 of 19 couscous, simmering them in BLANK 14 of 19 risotto, and scoffing BLANK 15 of 19 fried mounds of BLANK 16 of 19 things with BLANK 17 of 19 sausages, BLANK 18 of 19 eggs, and plenty of ketchup. So here at Hellman’s, we’d like to raise our glasses to this pioneering picker of mushrooms. Because at Hellman’s, we’re on BLANK 19 of 19 side of food.

    ode to hero who first feasted on fleshy, fungal growths. mushrooms are more closely related to human beings than they are to plants. So what on earth possessed us to start gobbling them up? first person who ever came upon mushroom could be forgiven for stomping it into ground.
    Get back, you rubbery demon! Back into bowels of hell from whence you came! But they didn’t. They popped it in their mouths. And now, here we all are, stuffing mushrooms with couscous, simmering them in risotto, and scoffing fried mounds of things with sausages, eggs, and plenty of ketchup.
    So here at Hellman’s, we’d like to raise our glasses to this pioneering picker of mushrooms.

    Because at Hellman’s, we’re on side of food.